Dec. 22, 2025
Merry Christmas.I don’t really care that I didn’t get a manicure for this, so you shouldn’t either.
Merry Christmas. This is not a Hallmark Christmas. It’s a slightly unhinged, very honest holiday moment featuring tree ornaments that say what everyone is thinking and no one is supposed to say out loud. If you’re tired of perfect trees, forced cheer, and pretending the holidays are magical 100 percent…
